Neil

I have many friends. Among those exist many intelligent, stupid, crazy, friendly, evil, and perverted people. One of these freaks is named Neil. neil is many things, a pervert, a man whore, an evil space alien, crazy, but he can be nice at times. When he isnt commenting on you drowning the rats in your hair or laughing at something even slightly perverted you just said, he is actualy pretty smart. He obsesses over airsoft guns and recently spent one hundred and forty dollars on a sniper airsoft gun. neil, we all love you, but get a life, man! What makes Neil what he is? Comment on this and tell me what you think. or you could create a poll on your blog (if you have one *cough* *cough*) and see what causes Neil to be what he is. And im getting an airsoft gun for christmas neil, so stop badgering me!