Christmas spirit

now that Christmas is here, I've been thinking about the Christmas spirit. Stereotypically, the Christmas spirit is happiness. I find, though, that few people are actually happy around Christmas. personally, the coming of Christmas doesn't change my mood. Sure, on Christmas eve I'm full of anticipation, but other than that i just feel normal for the month of December. And then I get criticized for having no Christmas spirit. tell me though, does anyone really just feel calm and happy for the holidays? I think that the real Christmas spirit is stressing out over how little money there is or getting the presents bought and wrapped on time. Therefore, in my opinion, the meaning of Christmas spirit really has been lost. No one really knows how you "should" feel on Christmas. Help the Christmas spirit! Next year, don't pretend to be happy, but spread joy and encourage others. Be a man (or woman) and bring a new meaning to Christmas spirit.

More problems

My Problems:
I already talked about these, so lets skip to other people's problems, shall we!?

Andrew: hmmm... oh, his voice is way too deep and doesnt sound like it corrolates with his personality... awwww... at least it's not his fault. Well, that is unless he wants his personality to corrolate with his voice and grow up to be the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre-er
Taylor Murphy: Cancerous hair, annoying sometimes, and is really obsessed with videogames. He sold his Wii for a PS3. makes weird motions with his body... *twitchtwitch*

Bo: didn't i criticize him, already? Oh, well; he thinks he is amazing at head-banging, but, sorry to break your heart, Bo, but you cant.

Led Zeppelin: weehoo!

Captain Barbosa: I dunno

Smirfs: Old and are off tv :-( but they're still cool

Petafiles: Spawn of Matt; need I say more?

the Texas Chainsaw Massacre-er: Causes massive pain and death to everyone he sees, gives little children nightmares, but the actor still lives on, with no guilt

My sister: Pisses my mom off a whole lot, is obsessed with boys, and doesnt care about getting a C-

Music Prodigy #5: Also Known as the stripper-prodigy. Is my brother. Failed Pre-school.

Your mom: sadly, she gets insulted a whole lot, even though she might not be that bad. But, she did sit on a dollar and make change :-P

Oprah: even though she isnt running for president, she is still leading in the polls in Iowa

Chuck Norris: Doesn't have a chin (instead he's got 3 fists, and maybe more in unexplored places) Markets his semen under the label of Red Bull

Coreolis Effect Man: oh, no, i'm veering to the right!

Me: nothing!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: President of Iran. Let the country continue making illegal nuclear facilities. Islamic Fundamentalism. Oil being held from the counties who need it the most.

Mr. Williams: Absolutely insane.

The rogue, disembodied eyebrow: Lets itslef get eaten by Matt, kills people, and, well, it's a freaking disembodied eyebrow!

Tyler Wagner: Rivals Neil in perversion.

Jamison: as smart as Kit, if not smarter.

Nick: loves good music. Unfortunately, likes bad music, too.

And, voila! There you have it, the semi-complete problems list. i will be making more posts like this occasionally on any more people that have problems. Oh, and by the way, you have permission to make stuff like this, too. Happy...um... life! :-{)

PS: i hope i have ur permission to use the mustachioed smiley, kit...)

Me and my problems

I've got lots of problems. One of these problems is my constant use of profane language. I use it alot. Not as much as other people, bu ti still swear alot. Another one of my problems is that i always mean what i say, but never say what i mean, you know? A third problem is that i will get on people's cases alot on stupid things like updating their blogs. By the way, im sorry already!!!
Now to abuse some other people and their problems. (hehehe)

Other people's problems:
Neil: Major perversion and takes things everything sexually
Matt: come on, guys, his hair is freaking alive!
Peter: too beutiful to be a mere man
Bo: Underneath that inocent little exterior, we all know that there lies a perverted beast, just waiting to emerge! He is also a bit too crazy.
Kit: Way too smart to be true. (she must cheat on everything)
Alsion: sheputswordsintolongstreamswithoutspacesandmakesweirdlittlesymbolslikethis: :-{)
Steph: Everything!
Olivia: This should sum it up... "Emo is a kind of music!"
Mortimierez: Never learned to spell his name
Mr. T: No one knows who he is, but he gets used in everyday conversation anyway!
George W. Bush: Iraq, The Middle East, and Inflation.
The milkman: Who?
:-{) : Who made him, again? And why doesn't his mustache grow?

Comittment

well, commitment. As I look around in the world, I see a huge lack of commitment. The largest example i see is in people who just don't try in school. School is a huge commitment. It is a tough commitment to keep, but I encourage everyone to stick to school and all their commitment and not fall back on them unless you have a super awesome excuse. Now, to another example of commitment. well, I've noticed that some of you out there haven't been updating their blogs lately. frankly, I'm ashamed of you. I've had my blog up for two days and I've got more posts down than some of you that have had it going for weeks. Make a new post every day or two. Come up with a poll every now and then. By the way, I've come up with about ten polls already, so get moving. Do some work. If you don't have a blog, make one. it's a great way to spend your time and it's really fun. Trust me, you'll love it. But remember to stay committed!
:-{)

Apologies

After my second most recent posts, i recieved some pretty nasty comments. I am making this post to apologize for the previous post. I was wrong to criticize headbanging in all its glory. I was intending to refer (as Peter gussed) to that stupid death metal stuff that sucks munky's balls (not safety monkey's). I should have taken into account how much good music there still is out there. I am still disappointed by how little there is, but at least there is some. For all those who commented, thank you for correcting me. It opened my eyes to how much good music there is still touring and releasing songs. I also realized that it would be wrong to quit a band just because of a slight infraction on my music preferences. Please forgive me on all these accounts and do not be turned away from my blog just because of one slightly ignorant post.

Neil

I have many friends. Among those exist many intelligent, stupid, crazy, friendly, evil, and perverted people. One of these freaks is named Neil. neil is many things, a pervert, a man whore, an evil space alien, crazy, but he can be nice at times. When he isnt commenting on you drowning the rats in your hair or laughing at something even slightly perverted you just said, he is actualy pretty smart. He obsesses over airsoft guns and recently spent one hundred and forty dollars on a sniper airsoft gun. neil, we all love you, but get a life, man! What makes Neil what he is? Comment on this and tell me what you think. or you could create a poll on your blog (if you have one *cough* *cough*) and see what causes Neil to be what he is. And im getting an airsoft gun for christmas neil, so stop badgering me!

The good old days

I 've been really bugged lately. Guess why? because all the good bands have disbanded. The only good one left together is the Who, and they're, what, 90? Why are alll the good bands gone? what happened to cause a sudden depravation of good music from the 1990's on?! Tell me now. comment. In the 50's through the 80's there was an abundance of good music. Queen, The Beatles, The Who, The Beach Boys, The Eagles and so many others were popular in that time period. What, have people gone tone deaf!? Now, all there is is that shitty head-banging super-hard rock, that stupid emo music, and what the hell is with screamo?! There fore, I have decided that our band will sing in the oldies style, no head banging, no emo, and screamo only for comedic effect. If our band commits any of these offenses, I will officially quit it and you'll all be without a bass electric tennis racketist or a assistant percussionist or whatever else. Please take this to heart and dont even listen to any of this shitty music.

The band

Me and some of my friends have decicded to play in a band. we are currently debating on a name. If you have any suggestions, then go to the link at the bottom of this screen and click on the link titled Random junk. It will bring you to my friend bo's blog. there you will probably find a post about the band. comment on it and list the names you thought of. he also has a poll up, so check out that too. by, the way, i am going to set up a poll about the job i should have in the band because therew has been some debate over that.

the left hand

does anyone understand the science of the dominant hand? I wonder about things like this. i want to know why so many people are right handed and why left handed people say they are smarter than right handed people. is it true? or is it just a rumor? can you find out for me cause i really want to know. if you know, then comment on this blog and tell me, please.

My New Blog and Me

Well, this is my first attempt at making a blog and i will try to make it a success, but dont set your expectations too high. Me, well, its me. My mind is very complex, contrary to popular belief. If you know me then good for you, you dont need to understand any of what i am saying, if not, then pay attention to my future posts and maybe you'lll learn something about me.