Me and my problems

I've got lots of problems. One of these problems is my constant use of profane language. I use it alot. Not as much as other people, bu ti still swear alot. Another one of my problems is that i always mean what i say, but never say what i mean, you know? A third problem is that i will get on people's cases alot on stupid things like updating their blogs. By the way, im sorry already!!!
Now to abuse some other people and their problems. (hehehe)

Other people's problems:
Neil: Major perversion and takes things everything sexually
Matt: come on, guys, his hair is freaking alive!
Peter: too beutiful to be a mere man
Bo: Underneath that inocent little exterior, we all know that there lies a perverted beast, just waiting to emerge! He is also a bit too crazy.
Kit: Way too smart to be true. (she must cheat on everything)
Alsion: sheputswordsintolongstreamswithoutspacesandmakesweirdlittlesymbolslikethis: :-{)
Steph: Everything!
Olivia: This should sum it up... "Emo is a kind of music!"
Mortimierez: Never learned to spell his name
Mr. T: No one knows who he is, but he gets used in everyday conversation anyway!
George W. Bush: Iraq, The Middle East, and Inflation.
The milkman: Who?
:-{) : Who made him, again? And why doesn't his mustache grow?