Monday, December 10, 2007
The good old days
I 've been really bugged lately. Guess why? because all the good bands have disbanded. The only good one left together is the Who, and they're, what, 90? Why are alll the good bands gone? what happened to cause a sudden depravation of good music from the 1990's on?! Tell me now. comment. In the 50's through the 80's there was an abundance of good music. Queen, The Beatles, The Who, The Beach Boys, The Eagles and so many others were popular in that time period. What, have people gone tone deaf!? Now, all there is is that shitty head-banging super-hard rock, that stupid emo music, and what the hell is with screamo?! There fore, I have decided that our band will sing in the oldies style, no head banging, no emo, and screamo only for comedic effect. If our band commits any of these offenses, I will officially quit it and you'll all be without a bass electric tennis racketist or a assistant percussionist or whatever else. Please take this to heart and dont even listen to any of this shitty music.
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sorry zach but i guess you are out then. there is absolutely no way i can perform without head banging. it just cannot be done. i am sure everyone will be sorry to hear that we have lost our groupie.
Headbanging is good zack, but not to stupid death metal. And furthur more, the eagles just released a new album, Bruce Springsteen who is the essence of the word amazing is still touring as is Billy Joel. Led Zeppelin Just a few hours ago had a reunion concert and were waiting to see if they will tour, Queen/Paul Rogers just released a new song (Say it's not true) are likely to tour. So there.
You know Zach, i think that you should definitely stop living in the past. Music can inspire the soul, to do many things beyond a normal human's capabilities, but songs from the 80's have been outdated. While Dexy's Midnight Runners may be good, i think thata you need to look to the future. And the future is airsoft. You'd better get an airsoft gun cuz im gonna badger you until you do. He. He. He.
Zach...
I am the leader of the band!!!
Get that through your skull! If I say screamo, you better scream (but that's a non-issue, I don't like screamo). and assisstant minor percussionist you shall stay.
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