I already talked about these, so lets skip to other people's problems, shall we!?
Andrew: hmmm... oh, his voice is way too deep and doesnt sound like it corrolates with his personality... awwww... at least it's not his fault. Well, that is unless he wants his personality to corrolate with his voice and grow up to be the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre-er
Taylor Murphy: Cancerous hair, annoying sometimes, and is really obsessed with videogames. He sold his Wii for a PS3. makes weird motions with his body... *twitchtwitch*
Bo: didn't i criticize him, already? Oh, well; he thinks he is amazing at head-banging, but, sorry to break your heart, Bo, but you cant.
Led Zeppelin: weehoo!
Captain Barbosa: I dunno
Smirfs: Old and are off tv :-( but they're still cool
Petafiles: Spawn of Matt; need I say more?
the Texas Chainsaw Massacre-er: Causes massive pain and death to everyone he sees, gives little children nightmares, but the actor still lives on, with no guilt
My sister: Pisses my mom off a whole lot, is obsessed with boys, and doesnt care about getting a C-
Music Prodigy #5: Also Known as the stripper-prodigy. Is my brother. Failed Pre-school.
Your mom: sadly, she gets insulted a whole lot, even though she might not be that bad. But, she did sit on a dollar and make change :-P
Oprah: even though she isnt running for president, she is still leading in the polls in Iowa
Chuck Norris: Doesn't have a chin (instead he's got 3 fists, and maybe more in unexplored places) Markets his semen under the label of Red Bull
Coreolis Effect Man: oh, no, i'm veering to the right!
Me: nothing!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: President of Iran. Let the country continue making illegal nuclear facilities. Islamic Fundamentalism. Oil being held from the counties who need it the most.
Mr. Williams: Absolutely insane.
The rogue, disembodied eyebrow: Lets itslef get eaten by Matt, kills people, and, well, it's a freaking disembodied eyebrow!
Tyler Wagner: Rivals Neil in perversion.
Jamison: as smart as Kit, if not smarter.
Nick: loves good music. Unfortunately, likes bad music, too.
And, voila! There you have it, the semi-complete problems list. i will be making more posts like this occasionally on any more people that have problems. Oh, and by the way, you have permission to make stuff like this, too. Happy...um... life! :-{)
PS: i hope i have ur permission to use the mustachioed smiley, kit...)
