OK, just to start off, this post has no where close to 1000 things you can do with chocolate milk. it has more like 1. and that is to drink it. oh, and by the way, you can also load it in the pipettes Bo gave you and shoot it in your enemies' eyes. a better title of this post would probably be "the most important truths in life"
go radishes
klol: hairy barbarians laughing out loud
there is a word in Spanish that means: to rub ones nose, to walk along the streets at night, to run your fingers along the keys on a piano, and to return a book to the library.
in our Spanish class, the word for funeral is "la fiesta de la persona muerta" (this literally means "the party of the dead person"
h* means hate (with a capital 8)
i love my friends
oh, yeah!
my favorite food is ravioli
klol: hairy barbarians laughing out loud
there is a word in Spanish that means: to rub ones nose, to walk along the streets at night, to run your fingers along the keys on a piano, and to return a book to the library.
in our Spanish class, the word for funeral is "la fiesta de la persona muerta" (this literally means "the party of the dead person"
h* means hate (with a capital 8)
i love my friends
oh, yeah!
my favorite food is ravioli
and that is my favorite wood, too
My Haiku
Italy is cool
it is my home dog. heck, yes
i like my grapes cold
Italy is really cool
it is shaped like a boot
and some boots are green
green is, by far, the best color
i have a fancy house
but not as fancy as Ali's
and it should be colored green
"the" is the most commonly used letter in the English language
and i didn't use it in that sentence
"e" is the most commonly used letter in the alphabet
i did use that though
"q" is the least used letter in the English language
and it is my second favorite letter
my nose itches when i get excited
:-P
i used to not have many friends
my friends love music
and some of them like queen
queen wrote Radio Ga-GA
Freddie Mercury got aids and died :'-(
he has a long name
so does your mother
my name has a lot of letters in it
the meaning of life is to have good friends
love is being married to your best friend
love is hard to come by
William Wallace only lies twice, and lives only once
"all men die, (except me) but not all men really live"
i am so cool
The eagles are a cool band
my refrigerator is old
so is my great grandma
Daniel Boone was her lover
he had a lot of raccoons
eventually, they had my grandma, and she had my mom, and she had me
i am forced to go to school
the school serves really bad lunches
but they do serve good chocolate milk
wow. that took a long time.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puddles
arghhhhhhhh!
to hell with to hell with to hell with barbosa
4 comments:
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH EMO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like i said b4, some people r just not meant for haiku!!
i love correcting your posts. keep up the weirdocity!
jk, they're not that strange.....tell timmy i said Hi....
I didn't read all of this post just parts of it. I once wrote something about an emo person. I forget what I wrote. You are crazy. klol-is the k for the japanese word for hairy barbarians that I learned, forgot, relearned this morning, and forgot again? I am going to stop commenting now.
yup! k stands for ketou, or hairy barbarian :) remember it steph
i love the part about your great-grandmother.
also the haiku. remember i helped you write it
--Ali
that was just an amazingly random post. i disagree green is not the best color blue is. omg chocolate milk rules.
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