I already talked about these, so lets skip to other people's problems, shall we!?
Andrew: hmmm... oh, his voice is way too deep and doesnt sound like it corrolates with his personality... awwww... at least it's not his fault. Well, that is unless he wants his personality to corrolate with his voice and grow up to be the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre-er
Taylor Murphy: Cancerous hair, annoying sometimes, and is really obsessed with videogames. He sold his Wii for a PS3. makes weird motions with his body... *twitchtwitch*
Bo: didn't i criticize him, already? Oh, well; he thinks he is amazing at head-banging, but, sorry to break your heart, Bo, but you cant.
Led Zeppelin: weehoo!
Captain Barbosa: I dunno
Smirfs: Old and are off tv :-( but they're still cool
Petafiles: Spawn of Matt; need I say more?
the Texas Chainsaw Massacre-er: Causes massive pain and death to everyone he sees, gives little children nightmares, but the actor still lives on, with no guilt
My sister: Pisses my mom off a whole lot, is obsessed with boys, and doesnt care about getting a C-
Music Prodigy #5: Also Known as the stripper-prodigy. Is my brother. Failed Pre-school.
Your mom: sadly, she gets insulted a whole lot, even though she might not be that bad. But, she did sit on a dollar and make change :-P
Oprah: even though she isnt running for president, she is still leading in the polls in Iowa
Chuck Norris: Doesn't have a chin (instead he's got 3 fists, and maybe more in unexplored places) Markets his semen under the label of Red Bull
Coreolis Effect Man: oh, no, i'm veering to the right!
Me: nothing!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: President of Iran. Let the country continue making illegal nuclear facilities. Islamic Fundamentalism. Oil being held from the counties who need it the most.
Mr. Williams: Absolutely insane.
The rogue, disembodied eyebrow: Lets itslef get eaten by Matt, kills people, and, well, it's a freaking disembodied eyebrow!
Tyler Wagner: Rivals Neil in perversion.
Jamison: as smart as Kit, if not smarter.
Nick: loves good music. Unfortunately, likes bad music, too.
And, voila! There you have it, the semi-complete problems list. i will be making more posts like this occasionally on any more people that have problems. Oh, and by the way, you have permission to make stuff like this, too. Happy...um... life! :-{)
PS: i hope i have ur permission to use the mustachioed smiley, kit...)
8 comments:
zack, you dont even KNOW what i was referring to by the eyebrow!!!!! its from a book called Grim Tuesday called Garth Nix. It is one of the eyebrows of Grim Tuesday himself and fell off of his forehead when he got hit by some Nothing, its name is Soot, and it grows bigger when it eats treasure. so there.
-Ali
OK, Zack, you asked for it.
ANDREW -- His voice is NOT too deep. You are jealous because his voice is infinitely cooler than yours will ever be.
TAYLOR M. -- Who are YOU to talk about others being obsessed with video games?? And come on, aren't we all annoying at some times? And it's simply cruel to make fun of someone for twitching.
BO -- He IS amazing at headbanging! You don't need a ludicrous amount of hair to be good at that!
There is NOTHING wrong with Barbossa! TO HELL WITH TO HELL WITH BARBOSSA!!!
SMURFS -- are amazing so shut up
PETAFILES?? What, lovers of the P.E.T.A.?? I believe you are referring to PEDAPHILES, which would be more like the offspring of NEIL.
YOUR SISTER -- give your sister some slack, will you?? mind your own grades.
MUSICAL PRODIGY #5: is AMAZINGLY MUSICALLY TALENTED AND OTHERWISE AWESOME. And i can remember his name now. seriously.
OPRAH: come on, man, you know you wish you were oprah!
CHUCK NORRIS: that's just disgusting.
CORIOLIS EFFECT MAN: is the most amazing superhero this earth has ever known so THERE.
YOU: ha! ha! ha! only people who are aware of their faults go around criticizing other people!
PRESIDENT OF IRAN: i'm not going to get into that one.
WILLY: WHAT???? WHAT??? WHAT?????!!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO INSULT THE TIED-FOR-BEST TEACHER EVER IN THE COSMOS EVER EVER EVER!!!! OK, YOU'RE ON PROBATION...AGAIN.
EYEBROW:....
TYLER W.: I don't know him.
JAMES: Come ON! No, i'm actually being serious right now. I find your compulsion to constantly rank people based on their smarts kind of insulting. People are born with their intellect. they should NOT pride themselves on how smart they are; THEY had nothing to do with it. they should pride themselves on their hardworkingness. Zach, DON'T RANK PEOPLE. and yes, he is amazing at music.
NICK -- "good" and "bad" is TOTALLY subjective!! who are you to talk!
you do NOT have permission to use my mustachioed smiley if what you are going to be using it for is pointless self-inflating idiotic moronic stupid egotistical mean observations, Probation-Boy.
:) check my blog for more ranting...:) :) :) :) K i t s t a h
hey zack, i have another supersmiley YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE!
<[:-3P
Dumbledore sticking his tongue out. Ha haaaa!
Property of me and Bo. But mostly me.
OK, OK, you're forgiven. But you still haven't grovelled satisfactorily, so you're still on probation.
Kit, can I be allowed to use the Dumbledore smiley?? Pleeeeeeeeeease! no beard!! just give me permission pleeeease!
yeah, YOU can! zach can't!
What kit said. and how are pediphiles spawned from me. i will get you zach you have made one powerful enamy.
Although I have enjoyed your rantings, I feel it my duty to point out one of your problems. You preached to us a few weeks ago how important commitment is, and scolded us for not keeping up with our blogs but Wait! Whats that? No new posts in over a week! Zach! Now I am going to leave you with the following word. Hypocryte. (= (This message was on behalf of Matt, Alison, Kit, Andrew, and all others you insulted, not me.)
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