I've got lots of problems. One of these problems is my constant use of profane language. I use it alot. Not as much as other people, bu ti still swear alot. Another one of my problems is that i always mean what i say, but never say what i mean, you know? A third problem is that i will get on people's cases alot on stupid things like updating their blogs. By the way, im sorry already!!!
Now to abuse some other people and their problems. (hehehe)
Other people's problems:
Neil: Major perversion and takes things everything sexually
Matt: come on, guys, his hair is freaking alive!
Peter: too beutiful to be a mere man
Bo: Underneath that inocent little exterior, we all know that there lies a perverted beast, just waiting to emerge! He is also a bit too crazy.
Kit: Way too smart to be true. (she must cheat on everything)
Alsion: sheputswordsintolongstreamswithoutspacesandmakesweirdlittlesymbolslikethis: :-{)
Steph: Everything!
Olivia: This should sum it up... "Emo is a kind of music!"
Mortimierez: Never learned to spell his name
Mr. T: No one knows who he is, but he gets used in everyday conversation anyway!
George W. Bush: Iraq, The Middle East, and Inflation.
The milkman: Who?
:-{) : Who made him, again? And why doesn't his mustache grow?
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ok, zack, YOU started the one-word sentences, and the mustachioed smily face is kit's, i am just borrowing it. so shut up!!! again!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me? Zack?
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
First of all, I have never cheated in my LIFE!!!!!! And I DON'T act all high-and-mighty because of my good grades like SOME people...and the mustachioed smiley :-{) is MINE!!! MINE! ALL MINE! NOT ALISON'S!!! his mustache doesn't grow because I DON'T WANT IT TO!!! You are hereby on probation from MY band!!!!!
AND
you take everything sexually too!
matt's hair isn't alive...it's a wig! duh!
so peter's the only beautiful one, huh??
BO IS NOT PERVERTED!!!!!!!!!!WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!!!!!
Alison does NOT and you spelled her name wrong!
There are only a couple things wrong with Steph!! (jk, theres nothing wrong with steph)
emo IS a kind of music! no duh!
you DID spell his name wrong!
there are WAY more things wrong with George W than that!!
SO THERE!!! SO DON'T GO POINTING OUT OTHER PEOPLE'S "FAULTS" IF YOU DON'T WANT YOURS SHOVED IN YOUR FACE!!!!
:) have a nice day.
sorry if i offended you guys, it was intended as a joke. Please dont put me on probation!!!
i hate you...nuf said...
you better sleep with one eye open
-BO
I actually appreciated this entry. Partially because my own problem was beauty. But it's not cool to insult people. But glorify me. I enjoy you fueling the fire that is my fakely massive ego.
GUYS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! DONT YOU GET IT!? IT WAS NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE!!! DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING IN THIS ENTRY SERIOUSLY, OKAY?!
my hair IS alive and not a wig kit! but people are not suposed to know that thanks for ruining my secret. my hair is going to come and strangle you. sleep with 2 eyes open (one for me and one for Chuck).
PS- jk i thought this was halarious i loved it!
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